Do vagina's smell?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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