And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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