you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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