you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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