I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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