As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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