Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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