WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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