Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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