Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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