I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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