i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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