plz talk dirty to me
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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