I am spending my child support on dildos
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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