I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
