When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
