If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
