Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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