He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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