she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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