super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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