doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I had to cum in my sink.
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