swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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