I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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