Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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