i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she smelled like a LAN party
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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