Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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