The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
The ass gains better be worth it
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