I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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