I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize