Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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