Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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