Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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