Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
