and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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