I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize