if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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