I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
No subtext here. People are naked.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You were trust falling into bushes
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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