This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Randomize
