oh god the rape fog is back!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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