Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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