I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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