Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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