she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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