1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
