I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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