your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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