Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Ladies don't puke and tell