Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.