Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.