It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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