their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I believe in your delicious
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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