Can i not drive my cunt home
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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