pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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