4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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