I need help removing her.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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