Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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